The Nicholas Network

CLAY WORKS

2012-01-22T17:59:00.000-08:00

These guys were fun to make and even more fun to give away.

ChipenDillweed

2012-01-22T17:56:00.000-08:00

She came to visit us every Sunday morning.

She left with a mouthful of nuts.

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Love my mom

2012-01-22T17:53:00.000-08:00

A clay tribute to the lady who gave me a love for the medium.

Seasonal figures made by hand.

Celebration, devotion, work, passion, personable decorations instead of WALMART china trinkets....

Thanks mom.
Love ya'!

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I'll draw your kid for $100

2012-01-22T17:45:00.000-08:00

But I get to take the picture that
I work from...

And the $100 has to be in $2 bills...

But other than that...
NO LIMITS!

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corey hart was hear

2012-01-22T17:37:00.001-08:00

WHY does he do it?

... So he can watch you weave and breathe your stormy lies, THAT's why....

THE RZA

2012-01-22T17:27:00.000-08:00

a collab with pete mickie-d...

Jabba Guitar

2012-01-22T17:25:00.001-08:00

Never did get a GOOD picture of this Hipster Rocker Jabba done on the back of an acoustic guitar.

What a dumb complaint.

It sold too fast....

duhhhrrr..

STAR WARS SUPER CUTIES

2012-01-22T17:21:00.000-08:00

These little guys are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fun to do, yet I sell them SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cheap... hrm... even gave a couple away at the BASEMENT PUB starwars group show in December.

What a sap.

My midichlorian count was low.

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#18- ON THE COB

2012-01-22T17:00:00.000-08:00

Ok Ok Ok Ok ok ok Ok oKok ok ok OK OK OK ok ok Ok.....
Candy corn ON THE COB has now been created...
I talked about it for years and years and somehow my mind BROADCASTED the idea out into the ether.

I'm glad.

No one is making A MILLION DOLLARS from the concept yet, but I am happy it is gaining momentum... It is only a matter of time...

A couple of NEW ruminations on the same theme:

-POPcorn on the COB... no more messy transmission from bowl to hole.

-CREAMED corn on the COB... you have your bare cob, you have your bowl of creamed corn, you just dip it and enjoy (ever heard of fondue or french dip sandwiches?)

-CORNDOG on the COB... it is a corn on the cob, deep fried with cornbread around it... SCRUMdiddlyUMPtious!!!!

!!!
when in doubt-
COB IT!

MD idea #18

2012-01-22T16:50:00.000-08:00

SUPER FUDGE

VITAMIN packed-fudge that contains 100% of your daily needs...
This fudge is P-A-C-K-E-D!!!!

or

like an ENERGY DRINK- this fudge is PACKED with caffeine and raw energy power- enough to keep you awake for 48 hours!!!

Either way-
THIS FUDGE IS .p.a.c.k.e.d...!!!!!

(and then it is packed up and shipped to you...)

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17th million dollar idea

2012-01-22T16:35:00.000-08:00

KNEE SADDLE

For when you want to bounce your child upon your bony-ass knee... C'mon, it IS fun, but it could be so so so much better and cooler.

Million Dollar Idea #16

2012-01-22T16:11:00.000-08:00

JACK HOLES

(or D-BAGS)

It is the title for a movie about 3 brothers who are convinced they are still high-school-cool, when really they are stuck in a lame repeating cycle.

Think Will Ferrel from Wedding Crashers, only semi-dramatic and heartbreaking - instead of slapstick upside your head.

They are:
Ben Affleck
Ed Burns
and
Jon Krasniski (from the Office)

Million Dollar Idea #11

2012-01-22T16:10:00.000-08:00

SINCE I SKIPPED IT A WHILE BACK!!!!

The GAY.T.M.

It is an ATM that only dispenses $3 bills.

(as in "as queer as a 3 dollar bill".)

These dollars 'cost' 3 dollars, but are redeemable for 5 dollars worth of product/services at GAY FRIENDLY establishments that choose to participate.

It's called SCRIP, people, been done for years...

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JOUST

2012-01-22T15:59:00.000-08:00

Easily my favourite arcade game... Why isn't PETER JACKSON making this into a movie RIGHT NOW??!?!?!??!???!!!!!

(oh yeah, I never get what I want...)

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CYKILL suitcase

2012-01-22T15:55:00.000-08:00

Yes, the leader of the evil GOBOTS...
THE RENEGADES,
now a hand utilitarian item for carrying around your ZOD bot and double A batteries!!!

DIG DUGs

2012-01-22T15:53:00.000-08:00

times two

for your wines

RADDY

2012-01-22T15:52:00.000-08:00

radio active carebear on a skate board....

...or is TOXY the toxic waste carebear a better name?

Ah, the trials and tribulations of an artist, bet Leonardo never found himself in a dilemma like this....

MEGA -n- mario

2012-01-22T15:49:00.000-08:00

I shot the SHERIFF...

2012-01-22T15:43:00.000-08:00

... but I did not shoot the DEPUTY...

CAGE MATCH

2012-01-22T15:40:00.000-08:00

- don't call child protective svcs. on me...

He crawled in there and liked it.

Organic Beauty

2012-01-22T15:38:00.000-08:00

Green acrylic is my favourite thing.

Defender of the Universe... VOLTRON!!!!

2012-01-22T15:35:00.000-08:00

The only thing tougher than a robotic cat... is one piloted by a PRINCESS!

Evil beware.

(...you only get the one warning...)

BLACK CAT december 2011 show

2012-01-22T15:31:00.000-08:00

Toys and Games... I sold a few... Some tard named Jeremy at OPTIC NERVE TATTOO promised to buy VOLTRON and then disappeared.

A little hit to my faith in other artists, but oh well.

Que sera, sera... As Doris Day would sing...

Future MARVEL COMICS fan

2012-01-22T15:29:00.000-08:00

Early stages of BRAINWASHING.... He loves the comic books... Wertham better be wrong.

Sheeb Shob Shooob

2012-01-22T15:27:00.000-08:00

He wore the happy meal bucket on his head until it broke...
for weeks...

Such a nut.

BARACK steady

2011-12-23T17:38:00.000-08:00

PRINT IT OUT.
Put it in the back window of your car.

No...
no...

no.
You're right... that might be too big a committttment for a schmuck like me.

... ass...

He works hard .every.single.day. for me and I, like, ummm... what? can't spare the color INK for him? ? ?

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Hey, yo, I made this up... Let's get it out there y'all!

SALES FROM THE BLACK CAT

2011-12-11T14:14:00.000-08:00

If you are interested in a piece from the BLACK CAT, please ask the cashier if it is OK to pay them and take the piece you want.

Not all cashiers are cool with handling the art money, so if they are not- you can call or TXT me at 503.752.3707 and I can meet you there to handle the transaction.

CASH ONLY, please.

My eMail is MisterGrimlock@gmail.com- and it is checked daily.

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www.lesfauves.00server.com

JONESing

2011-11-07T11:09:00.000-08:00

My son got put on a pop bottle.
Wanna try it?
Go HERE.

Occupy Portland

2011-10-29T07:38:00.000-07:00

It was fun and stinky, but that's the smell of change and freedom, buddy.
I can't imagine Viet Nam protesters or civil rights protesters or hooverville residents smelled any better.
Proud of these people, man.

HEADemon

2011-10-11T15:46:00.000-07:00

UP at the BLACK CAT on 12th and Alberta St. during the month of October in 2011... Such a -w-i-c-k-e-d- show!!!

Puppet Mastery

2011-10-11T15:43:00.000-07:00

This movie scared me so bad when I was a child... But now, it is just funny and cute!

I did these guys from memory, so, don't hate on the accuracy of the dudes...

FRANKENstein's monster

2011-10-11T15:42:00.001-07:00

For the GRoup SHow at the BLACK CAT on 12th and Alberta St.

MONsteRS!!!

FRANKENsinatra

2011-10-11T15:40:00.000-07:00

Now part of the GROUP SHOW at the BLACK CAT cafe on 12th and Alberta.

Even as a monster, he is so cool.

3D work

2011-10-11T15:37:00.000-07:00

Mounted Stuffed Animals with real antlers...
The Horny Toad and the LAMBrod.

Yes, this is what I do.
(sometimes)
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M.D.Idea #15

2011-09-01T19:44:00.000-07:00

'Choose your own adventure' style movie with 4 endings.

What if, the first time you saw CASABLANCA Rick went away with Ilsa- and the SECOND time she left with her husband???

What if the Matrix had any number of better endings than the ONE LAME ONE it had?

How about if you saw SE7EN and Brad Pitt arrested Ke7in Spacey instead of 'becoming Wrath'??? And then you saw it again and -POP- one in the coconut like a gangstarr!!!

Yes, it is a gimmick, but so is 3D.
Make a movie and shoot 4 different, distinct endings.
Release one version for critics screenings, etc... But then release all 4 when it 'opens wide' without any publicity about your 4 different endings-

Sit back and enjoy the publicity and chaos and conversations that develop WORLDWIDE.

Hey, DVDs often include alternate endings- why not get them all 'out there' when you just can't choose ONE? People could get a different experience when they saw the movie a second time- they'd just have to see it at a different location and take a chance.

If it was marked right -post release- you could have a real good concept here that would be copied and tweaked for years to come...

You're welcome Hollywood!!!

Million Dollar Idea #14

2011-09-01T19:32:00.000-07:00

VIDEO GAME BATTLE ROYALE

So, yes, WoW players are super-nerds, and MINDCRAFT players are worse, but hear me out.

Online players would subscribe to participate.
The event would last ONE MONTH.
They would have one week to CREATE their characters and 'practice fight'- then- all players are randomly placed on a created battle planet where they must fight to the last man in 30 days.

The planet is populated with hidden weapons- even alliances would have to crumble with only ONE winner.

The upside- you could charge whatever you want, really. So many hardcore gamers would line up to prove they were the best- even if you awarded NO CASH PRIZE- but instead the winner gets to help develop the SECOND YEARS battle world.

It would be a phenom.

Did I say Million Dollar Idea?
This one's probably more like a billion.
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ART SALES at RED FLAG

2011-08-04T11:27:00.000-07:00

If you are interested in a piece that is up at the RED FLAG (through the month of August), here is how I'm handling the sales.

You may go ahead and write SOLD on the tag at the bar, if you feel strongly about it... It doesn't 'really' matter, because-

You may then pay for and pick up your piece at the bar on the 31st of the month from 5-6:30pm... First come, first sold... So don't get bent out of shape -please- if the one you wanted is gone when you show up at 6:25...

I may make other arrangements with you if you EMAIL me at:
Mistergrimlock@gmail.com
Maybe.

But I'd rather just handle all the sales on the 31st... You can understand why I wouldn't want to zip all over town and use GAS and TIME to sell a $25 piece to someone who may or may not even show up (which has happened to me multiple times before)...

Writing SOLD on the tag and/or sending me an email can still be over-ruled by someone showing up on the 31st with cash in hand.

Thank you for patronizing the arts...
he he he.

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Cartoon Logic

2011-08-03T15:32:00.000-07:00

HEY! Donald Duck and Winnie the Pooh wear shirts, right?

So get off my back.

It's just cartoon logic.

Red Head

2011-08-03T15:30:00.000-07:00

A re-post.
This one's better.

By a fraction of an inch.

DESTRO attacks!!!

2011-08-03T15:28:00.000-07:00

Pat got this one...
That bastard!

STAR wars X-ray paintings

2011-08-03T15:26:00.000-07:00

SO fun to do.
The R2D2 one was labeled 'Kenny Baker'.

Ha ha ha.

Nerds are funny...

STARscream

2011-08-03T15:24:00.000-07:00

Sold at L.Thursday for a measly $80.
This guy was painted on a closet door.
HUGE!
Oh well, paint for the love of it, right?
Not the $$$$???!!!

Word.

More Cigs Sold

2011-08-03T15:21:00.000-07:00

Sold to people who can post pictures
online better than me.
I repeat pictures to 'trump up' my
sales figures.

You almost fell for it.

ECO-mario

2011-08-03T15:19:00.000-07:00

Another (marginally) satisfied customer...

10 points!

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Wash with my SNOT

2011-08-03T15:18:00.000-07:00

This hand washing station looked like a face to me...

PackMania

2011-08-03T15:16:00.001-07:00

Some cig-pac-men I done went and sold at Last Thursday.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em...
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Pair of Ladies

2011-08-03T15:14:00.000-07:00

Sold them at Lasties.
Selling ladies is legal now.

June's LAST Thursday event out on Alberta St.

2011-08-03T15:11:00.000-07:00

Sold a few.
Shook a few hands.
Ate a burrito.

Million Dollar Idea #13

2011-07-30T20:03:00.000-07:00

The HOLSTER pack.

Add one part gun holster = TOUGH.

Plus a sprinkle of Fanny Pack= USEFUL.

And men get permission to strap a purse to their legs!!!

Idea # 12- The 100% GAY Cookbook

2011-06-16T15:23:00.000-07:00

Yes folks- why not hit that market that loves a good glazed donut?
I'm taking fried bananas with 2 breaded walnuts.
Rainbow cake.
Hotdogs with chowder sauce.
Crotch soup.
Brautwirst with darkened angel hair pasta.
The works- go for it!
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Idea #10- HACKEY snacks

2011-06-14T20:07:00.000-07:00

Lunchable-type foods that you KICK up into your mouth (or your friend's mouth).
Snacks.
Snacks that you kick like hackey SACKS!

HACKEY SNACKS!!!!

Stable, round shaped foods, like rice-krispie-type balls or even firm meatballs.

The pack comes with a plastic shoe-covering 'sock' for sanitary purposes.

The whole idea is that the kids waste half of the food by kicking it and missing it.

Just imaging the cool kids commercial with 80's style mall rats doing impossible kicks and munching down on their snacks-
(and don't forget the 5-second rule! sometimes a missed kick is still a WIN!!!)

idea number nine- EXTREME salt!!!!

2011-06-14T19:52:00.000-07:00

You've had food that was WAAAAYYYY too spicy, yes?
Too HOT for your sissy tongue?
Maybe you've had a super SOUR warhead or like-tasting candy that made you pucker your lips up like a buns-hole???
Well, what about a double chocolate fudge cake with dark chocolate frosting?

SWEET!

Fine man, fine... But what about MY cravings? SALTY snacks!
Where are my EXTREMELY salty snacks? I mean, not the regular salty- but the EXTREME salty? So salty that people dare their friends to try them? So salty they burn a hole in your tongue? So salty that bison come up and lick your lips after you've eaten them?

I am taking EXTREME salt.

Encrusted with salt and then drizzled with liquid sodium.

EXTREME!
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IDEA #8- NAPskins

2011-06-14T19:49:00.001-07:00

Ok, when you were a kid you LOVED wiping your dirty face/ mouth just right on your arm, didn't you?

I know I did.

Loved it.

Let us keep the intent of this basic action alive into adulthood.
NAPSKINS- napkins made out of a synthetic-skin-like material.

Moist, durable, and skin-like.

You know you'd try them.

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IDEA#7- The iPatch

2011-06-14T19:43:00.000-07:00

Why not make an iPod that you can wear over one eye? You can watch videos, etc... and listen to music while keeping one eye open and navigating you-

Yeah, you will have to train your brain to focus on 2 things at once, but come on! That is evolution... Right now I am typing this while watching He-Man cartoons, so, yeah, people do this already... and kids are focusing on 3-4 things simultaneously all the time.

The world is ripe for this idea.

Do it.

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MILLION DOLLAR IDEA #6- Cheesy Chinesey

2011-06-14T19:32:00.000-07:00

WTF? Just take a look at all of these cultures with CHEESY FOODS.

Spaghetti with Parm- ITALIAN

The FRENCH invented Bleu Cheese and the Cordon Bleu concept.

MEXICAN food (at least the Americanized version) is .s.a.t.u.r.a.t.e.d. with cheese- tacos, burritos, chimi-chimi-changas!!!

Ever heard of DENMARK with its cheese danish?

And how about us AMERICANs, with our cheeseburgers, cheese puffs, and cheese fries...

WHY oh WHY is there not ONE SINGLE chinese food dish that features this culinary wonder???
Let us cross the borders and unite the globe by pioneering this INFUSION, this CONfusion, this blurring of imaginary lines...
CHEESEy CHINESEy FOOD !!!!

YES!!!

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IDEA #5- Glow Photo Paper

2011-06-14T19:25:00.000-07:00

So, the big difference between seeing a picture on your computer and seeing it 'in print' is that your computer is LITERALLY GLOWING from behind with its back-lighting... Ever printed out a picture that was FINE on your screen and just TOO DARK once you printed it???

Yeah, me too.

And so has every one else.

So why not invent some paper that 'glows'? We have the technology. My little kid has a sword that glows that I bought at the dollar store... It wouldn't even have to 'glow' forever, the original gimmick would generate enough sales to hire a scientist to figure it out...
Or just start out with battery operated BACKLIT frames-

(damn, is that another, separate idea???)

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IDEA #4- BRUNCHables

2011-06-13T19:40:00.000-07:00

Ok, so hit the British New Next Wave with these snacks inspired by that land across the pond-
Cucumber finger sandwiches with no crust
Almond Biscotti
Earl Grey tea juice pack
Faux lace napkin

BRUNCH-ables!!!

For kids with fake accents!!!

IDEA #3- Skittles for Adults

2011-06-13T19:36:00.000-07:00

YES! A sophisticated taste for a sophisticated audience... No fruity tooty here, no, these Skittles will taste like CONDIMENTS.
Ranch
Dijon Mustard
Mayo
Catsup
Blue Cheese
Barbeque Sauce
Relish
Tabasco
Etc...

Even if they taste like shit, people will buy them to try them.

You get paid even if 1/2 the bag ends up in the trash!

IDEA #2- Lead Lined Cell Phone Holder

2011-06-13T19:33:00.000-07:00

Are you serious??? These things might be giving us CANCER?!?!?!?! I KNEW IT!!!! Well, why not beat the bubble and play to people's fears and make a bullet-proof-vest-style thinly lead-lined cell phone holder that will prevent radiation from sizzling people's private parts when the phone is not in use?

Call it THE VEST.
It protects.
The belt clip should even be a V-shape to go with the name.

IIDEA #1-Solar Blades

2011-06-13T19:30:00.000-07:00

I love these things... But why aren't the BLADES (and base) just covered with solar panels? Twice the passive energy gathering capacity!!!!

Million Dollar Ideas

2011-06-13T19:11:00.000-07:00

MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS
Go ahead and take these ideas, I come up with a million million dollar ideas an hour... I am just not interested in doing any of them- so, go make your millions- just cut me a check when you're done.

Really!
Print this out and keep it in your legal file.
I won't sue you.
I give these ideas to you freely.
(... but I am serious about the check writing at some point....)

She is a piece of work...

2011-06-06T07:46:00.001-07:00

... I haven't finished with her yet...

Miscellaneous Sculptings

2011-06-06T07:42:00.000-07:00

Some projects for my sculpture class....

Gnomey, dont'cha know me?

2011-06-06T07:31:00.001-07:00

Gnome made for an example in my sculpture class....

Collab Show

2011-06-06T07:26:00.000-07:00

Up at the gallery on 640 STARK street through the month of JUNE... MONTY's debut as an artist!!!!

black cherry monty

2011-06-05T17:10:00.000-07:00

...my baby is a POP star... in stores this summer....

ONCE written, TWICE shy...

2011-05-13T22:49:00.000-07:00

for the cover of the POETRY ANTHOLOGY...

You are welcome Kim, Helen, and the rest...

Poems I Once Felt Like Writing...

2011-05-13T16:28:00.000-07:00

abandon this heart, nicholas jay liebrecht

A slave on a throne of golden stones
shame is the name of your brutal game
again, it's the same stupid weakness to blame
your father turns trust into silty, fine dust
as his sweeping lust is gone in a gust...

Easter-2010

After Reading Some Dana Negev To Her
I read to her
a poem about almond blossoms,
and angst,
and the perfection that can be left by a good memory.

She asked me who wrote it
and then was
drape-faced at my answer.

"Who is that?"
She asked, maybe expecting a different answer,
or one that meant something more to her.

Maybe I was hoarding some gemstone of information that
would make it all clear to her,
that would unfog her ears,
that would clean out her eyes-

Instead of mustering up
what to me was an impossible reply,
I hunched my shoulders,
raised my palms up,

and stopped speaking.

akoplishmant (appockalypseshment), by nixlus jeh leebrikt
BEING BORN
stands as my greatest accomplishment -
would that i could die in such a poetic
((and yet universal)) way
leaving-into-something
it is this life ..in.bet.ween.. that is grimy
and repetitive
and too easy
and too long
that i detest (understandably) so so much
however-apparently-not enough to actually-
DO ANYTHING
about it-
(like live well or exit loudly)

angst-tious, by n j liebrecht

i am itching for a fight
fair is a word made mostly of air
headed in the wrong direction always
and forever seems shorter to a lover's
leap from a page to page and a body to a body
bags under your eyes and in yoru hands
down town and that's the way
side - stepping domino dancers move
ahead in the lines leading us all home
bases aren't only there for the score -

At Her Passing

Thirty thousand days of hours
and twice times that in years

Affection twists, and time, it sours
salt curing newformed tears

She owned a name around her face
her heart hung on a chain

And every man within her grace
ticked his minutes by in vain

Sweet life, gone on and running down
more memories filled than dreamed

No king could keep her in his crown

Love's left her, so it seemed...

bad enough, by nj liebrecht

bad enough
that she smuggled in
a 'was' and a 'could have'.

what murdered me

is when she put a sharp
'probably not' in her mouth

and kissed me goodnight

Battle Of The Hands
She is sliding more and more
under this April than ever -

Her wrench-like scowl lifting
only lightly at each end -

We wonder, in whispers, if we
should go from coming close
to the hard cement
of dead-center sentiment-

Always looking her way
with the whites of our eyes
waving like little flags of surrender-

Nicholas Jay Liebrecht
4-1-11

Fu Man Chew Bacca

2011-04-13T07:20:00.000-07:00

Made this on PhotoShop yesterday...
Or would it be better if it was -
Fu Manchu Bacca???

ManBABIESdotCOM

2011-04-11T18:07:00.000-07:00

Photo shop is the new acrylic- who will emerge as the modern master of this medium????

New Tshirt Design

2011-04-11T18:05:00.000-07:00

For reallies...

Dunk Tank

2011-03-03T09:37:00.001-08:00

There is probably a law against me posting this and ruining his future chance at becoming president...

Oh well...

Flattery

2011-03-03T09:33:00.000-08:00

Another piece for the AGENDA BAR's hosting of the ARTichoke group show in March...

Loverd it.

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INSULT

2011-03-03T09:28:00.000-08:00

Couldn't get a decent photo- must've been the demonic interference!!!

This was at the AGENDA BAR for a group show in March 2011.

HEADemon

2011-03-03T09:21:00.000-08:00

For the ARTichoke group show at the AGENDA BAR on 82nd and DIVISION in the month of March 2011....

Sccrrowwwwwllllllll....

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Give Us A Smooch, Love...

2011-03-03T09:20:00.000-08:00

Who can resist?

SAP!

Mon-Tee

2011-03-03T09:16:00.000-08:00

He is 'the man'...
(... and I mean that in a GOOD way...)

Chunkee Cheese!!!

2011-03-03T09:04:00.000-08:00

He WANTS to drive.
He obviously CAN drive.

Just let the damn baby DRIVE!!!!

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Breakfast Club

2011-03-03T09:03:00.000-08:00

Sacrelige!?!?!??!?

Or hilarious?

Motivational Meat

2011-03-03T08:56:00.000-08:00

Man was not meant to live on greens alone...

(... I guess he wasn't 'meant' to do long-division either, but he still does...)

I can see your SOUL!!!

2011-03-03T08:53:00.000-08:00

He can see right into your very being!

(just like jesus- or Santa)

SASSY TYKE

2011-03-03T08:52:00.000-08:00

If this was a magazine- HE WOULD BE A COVERGIRL!!!

Ghoulies

2011-03-03T08:50:00.000-08:00

I also like The Puppet Master and the Demonic Toys series...

Newer films that have my attention-
MONS-TURD
and
RETAR-DEAD

Jose Liebrecht-o

2011-03-03T08:47:00.000-08:00

I would DOMINATE
the diamond!!!!

Stop Poop

2011-03-03T08:44:00.001-08:00

just STOP it!!!

Name Games

2011-03-03T08:40:00.000-08:00

Walk around
take some snaps
Make a NAME for yourself!!!

Cigs are bad for you!!!

2011-02-03T09:38:00.000-08:00

But they don't seem to hurt ME much...

Wino

2011-02-03T09:37:00.000-08:00

I mean-

WHINER!

(I mean 'winner'...)

(i meant 'weiner'...)

Not Optimus Prime

2011-02-03T09:35:00.000-08:00

The sooner you can accept that this is Ultra Magnus,

the sooner we can be friends again...

Roll out!

Incredulous

2011-02-03T09:34:00.000-08:00

I cannot believe you said that!

BAD monty!!!!

HEART bear

2011-02-03T09:31:00.000-08:00

I love NIRVANA's 'heart shaped box'...
I love the color pink.
I love the sweetness of the Care Bears.

(none of this is true...)

If I Had Three Wishes...

2011-02-03T09:30:00.000-08:00

I would still have one left after I got the
box and then
the
thermos...

I will NEVER get over it...

2011-02-03T09:26:00.000-08:00

Do you define SANDWICH as filling between two bread pieces?
I do.
So
shut your filthy mouth already-
A HOT DOG IS A SANDWICH!!!!!

the care bear stare

2011-02-03T09:23:00.001-08:00

These guys are just fun to do.

Maybe I should explore SHIRT TALES and the SNORKS?

OPERATION

2011-02-03T09:22:00.001-08:00

get too close

and you get zapped

(is that good or bad?)

Vanquish

2011-02-03T09:21:00.000-08:00

Even when you WIN,

I lose...

HEART2 D2

2011-02-03T09:19:00.001-08:00

BEEP boop BOP.
You cannot avoid
the love droid...

heART show at the RED FLAG

2011-02-03T09:16:00.000-08:00

Part of the ARTichoke experience... 5 pieces in Feb...

Green UNIcat

2011-02-03T09:14:00.000-08:00

For the heART show at the RED FLAG.
2-3-11

Pooch Smooch!!!

2011-02-03T09:12:00.000-08:00

I kissed a dog,
and
I liked it...

M.A.L.